By now you're thinking - what the heck is she complaining about - why is she wasting her time with this insignificant drivel?
Well...the point is - I'm taking great pleasure in worrying about things like this instead of life and death decisions. I'm enjoying the insignificant. I'm enjoying focusing on the petty things.
"oh dear" she thought while shopping after work "should I buy the purple Sateen sheets or the polka dot cotton ones?"
May your day be filled with only insignificant worries.